Sure! Here's a short and funny English story:

Title: The Talking Dog

A man sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale – $10."

Curious, he goes inside and asks the owner, "Can I see the talking dog?"

The owner points to the backyard. The man walks out and sees a dog sitting there.

"You talk?" the man asks.

"Yep," the dog replies.

"Wow! What’s your story?" the man asks, shocked.

The dog says, "Well, I discovered my ability to talk when I was young. I wanted to help people, so I worked with the police, then I joined the army. I’ve been all over the world. I’ve spoken with presidents and saved lives. Now I’m retired and just chill here."

The man runs back inside and says, "This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him for just $10?"

The owner shrugs and says,
"Because he’s a big liar. He didn’t do any of that!"

Moral: Just because someone talks a lot, doesn’t mean they’re telling the truth!

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